If this isn’t a dream, then I owe you an apology, officer 

A man, who was high on methamphetamine, led police on a high-speed chase after he drove on the wrong side of Interstate 15 near Nephi, Utah. He was chased down by a Utah Highway Patrol trooper, a Nephi Police officer and Juab County Sheriff’s deputies who clocked him at 110 mph at one point during the pursuit. He told arresting officers that “he thought he was dreaming, and that the trooper was just trying to race him.”
REALLY? SEEMS LIKE A GOOD REASON TO ME: A man who filed a written declaration seeking official permission to leave his home In Lannion, France, during the lockdown, cited, as his reason for the request, that he wanted to “smash a guy’s face in.” Police caught up with him lurking behind a car late at night waiting for the guy. They informed him that this was not a legitimate reason for going out.
OH. THERE IT IS, THANKS, OFFICER: Thinking that someone had stolen his crack pipe, a man went on a rampage inside a supermarket in Lincoln. Neb., causing major destruction, and then damaged cars out in the parking lot. Arresting officers found his crack pipe in his pocket.
YOU WANT THE GUN!? COME AND GET IT! A deer charged a hunting party in a forest in Czechoslovakia, caught the strap of the rifle of one of the hunters in its antlers, and ran off with it. Another hunter later spotted the animal a half-mile away with the weapon still in its antlers.
THERE’S A REASON HE LOOKED SO LIFELIKE: Police, responding to a report of a man trespassing on a building site in Adelaide, Australia, located the guy inside one of the apartments, standing very still, trying to pretend he was a statue.
BAD BEHAVIOR!? ME!? A man who was refused entry into a strip club in Bridgeport, Conn., because of previous bad behavior, came back with a can of gasoline and tried to burn the place down.
I’VE JUST BEEN SO BUSY: A man was arrested in Toronto for driving with expired license plates that had not been renewed in 30 years.
THIS HAS BEEN A PARTICULARLY BAD DAY: A man lost control of his motorcycle and crashed it in Kansas City, Kan., and, when he hit the ground, a gun that he had in the waistband of his pants went off, wounding him in the hip. Then he was struck by a hit-and run driver. Investigating officers subsequently discovered that the man is a felon, and, when searching his motorcycle, they found a large bag of methamphetamine.
I THINK WE HAVE A RECORD HERE: A man bought a $25,000 Renault Megane at a dealership in Northampton, England, drove it off the lot and almost crashed into a police car. The officer found that the man had no auto insurance, and impounded the vehicle less than five minutes after he purchased it.
NEXT TIME, HOW ABOUT JUST DINNER AND A MOVIE: A couple on their second date went climbing on Blencathra Mountain in Cumbria, England, and the man slipped and fell about 60 yards down the rocks while the woman became stranded on a crag. Rescue crews came and got them.

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